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Play that or the chords during

..this part:

You don't always have to fuck her

..hard,  In

Fact sometimes that's not right

..... to do.

Sometimes you gotta make some love

And fuckin give her some smooches

..too

Sometimes you got to squeeze

Sometimes you got to say please

Sometimes you got to say:

I'm gonna fuck you .... softly    

..        |

I'm gonna screw you gently        

..        |

          D             F#m       

..        <    You can also play

..the

I'm gonna hump you....  sweetly   

..        |    opening here

I'm gonna ball you ... 

..discretely---      |

  And then you say, Hey I brought

..you flowers

  And then you say, Wait a minute

..sally!

  I think I got something in my

..teeth could you get it out for

..me?

That's fuckin' Teamwork!

What's your favorite posish?      

..                                

..  |

That's cool with me it's not my

..favorite but I'll do it for you 

..     | opening here

                       F#m        

..                                

..  < aswell

What's your favorite dish?        

..                                

..  |

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll

..order it from Zanzibar!         

..      |

And then I'm gonna love you

..completely

And then I'll fuckin' fuck you

..discretely

And then I'll fuckin bone you

..completely

But then...

I'm gonna fuck ---- you ----- haaaaaaaaaard-------

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!