~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)
note: all chords are played as power chords! (5ths)
tuning: all standard!!!
DOWN ON HALEY
(note: verse and bridge chords are muted except when: ___(N)___ )
(intro)
LA RE LA MI LA RE LA
(verse 1)
down on haley haley street
LA RE MIwhere the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SIyou never know just who youll meet on haley
LA RE MIcrack dealer looks at his door
winks his eye and waits for his whore ___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SIshe dont want to turn tricks anymore on haley
(chorus)
you dont have to walk the straight and narrow
LA MIas long as you drive up in a camaro-o
LA RE DO# SI (2X)
(verse 2)
LA RE MItattoo parlor why dont you hang out
LA RE MIlet em show you what its all about
___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SIwere gonna help you work it on out on haley
dont need no licence dont need no subpeona
LA RE MIyou can hook up with your friend regina
___(N)____
LA RE MI LA RE DO# SImakin fun if you know what i mean on haley
(chorus)
you dont have to walk the straight and narrow
LA MIas long as you drive up in a camaro-o
(bridge)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
LA RE LA MIgoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MIgoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MIgoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MIgoin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE LA MI(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
A D C# B (2X) end on A
GOLFSHIRT
(bassline throughout song is basically)
D------------4-4-4-4
A-------2-2---------
E--0-0--------------
(intro)
(play 2 E~s then play):
G------2-3-2-3-2
D----2----------
A--1------------
E---------------
(verse 1)
im not the one you dream about
MIand im not the one who can live without (live without)
MIim not the one who you wanna see
im not the one who you want to be seen with
and when youre tired of all the jerks
and youre tired of all the work
DOm LA MIand youre tired of being hurt
G# A B E~
you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
(verse 2)
MIim not the one who was an old time punk rocker
MIi was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair back
when all that stuff went down
MIim not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
i sat in my room scorin with ms pacman
and when youre tired of all the jerks
and youre tired of all the work
DOm LA MIand youre tired of being hurt
SOL# LA SIyou will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
(bass plays):
D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------
A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-
E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----
(solo (2X):
E-----------------------------
B-----------------------------
G--9---------------6----------
D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1----
A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0--
E----------------------------4
(ending)
(bass plays a version of the solo for first 2 lines)
no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeah
no tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby
E^~ B~ C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
E^~ B~ C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
MI SI DO# LA SOL#yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby
MI SI DO# LA SOL#yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby
yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
MI SI DO# LA SOL# MIyeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-yeah
(for ending just slide up and down fretboard and land on E!)
SORRY
(verse 1)
E~
LA SOL# FA# MI FA# MI FA#sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
RE DO# SI LA SI LA SIsorry i wanted only to kiss you
sorry i promised to love you forever
RE DO# SI LA SI LA SImade you feel guilty oh when you left me
(M) LA SOL# FA#sorry i showed up at your party
RE DO# SIsorry i drank up all the bicardi
sorry i puked up on your bedspread
(N)
sorry i wanted to be your boyfriend again
what can i do its over its over its over its over
what can i do i am a loser
(verse 2)
LA SOL# FA# MI FA# MI FA#
(M)
sorry i saw you and i heard birds sing
RE DO# SIsorry i touched you and i heard bells ring
LA SOL# FA#sorry i jacked off outside of your window
while you were sleeping i thought youd never know
LA SOL# FA#sorry i showed up at your wedding
RE DO# SIsorry i tried so hard to get in
sorry i screwed up your pictures
D C# B (N)
sorry i had sex with your sister
(chorus)
what can i do its over its over its over its over
RE LA MIwhat can i do i am a loser
(bass solo then):
(verse 3)
A------------------------------------
E---------5---------4-------2--------
sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
A---------5-----4-------2------------
E------------------------------------
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
A------------------------------------
E---------5---------4------------2---
sorry i promised to love you forever
A---------------5-----4-----------2--
E------------------------------------
made you feel guilty oh when you left me
sorry i showed up at your dinner
sorry i said those things to your father
sorry i crashed through your window on acid
RE DO# SIsorry i made a mess sorry i bled to death
(chorus)
what can i do its over its over its over its over
RE LA MIwhat can i do i am a loser i am a loser oh oh
RE LA MIwhat can i do its over its over its over its over
what can i do i am a loser
(end with):
E------------------------
B------0-----1-0---------
G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--
EASY MARK
(bass plays this twice):
A--------
(after first time)
waaaaaaaahhhh
(2X)
E---------
(verse 1)
(M) SOL FA# MI SOL FA# MIya she shes bustin out
SOL FA# MIput the suitcase in the pinnow
(N)
G F# E~ E E E
and get the hell out of ohio
(chorus) DO RE SI
she gets on that great highway
DO SI LAdoesnt want to be anywhere
shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
RE SOL FA# MI REshes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(verse 2)
ya he hes got a master plan
ya hes gonna make a fortune
(N)
G F# E~
panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger
shot by shot by shot
(chorus)
he gets on that great highway
DO SI LAdoesnt want to be anywhere
RE SOL FA# MIhes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
hes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark
(bridge)
DOshe lays down in the grass
on strawberry hill
SOLhe is there
REsmelling like nicotine and peanut butter
you gotta love her
(solo)
E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------
B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---
ya she
E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~
B-----------------------------------------
she doesnt wanna change this time
theres a hunger in her soul
SOL SOL SOL FA# FA# FA#for tater tot casserole
MI MI MIwith the crispy on the outside oh oh oh
(chorus) DO RE SI
she gets on that great highway
DO SI LAdoesnt want to be anywhere
shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
RE SOL FA# MI REshes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(ending)
i hate this world this stupid world this screwed up world
SOL FA# MI RE SOLi hate this world this fucking world
VAN HALEN
(bassline throughout song):
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3--3-3-3-2--
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3-2-3-5-3-2-
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------
(intro)
A---------------------------
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3
(verse 1)
i bought van halen one it was the best damn record
i ever owned T G and Y 1978
SOLtwo-hand tapping guitar technique
really got me off erection yeah
D~ C~ CCCCCCCCC
aint talkin bout love im on fire
tomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again
cant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil
RE SI DOoh loooooord oh looord
A---------------------------
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3
(verse 2)
i bought women and children first fair warning
and van halen two dance the night away
SOL1984 my favorite record yeah i wore it down
might as well jump might as well jump
tomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again
E---15--------14---11----12
B--------------------------
SOL RE SI DO SOLcant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil
RE SI DOoh loooooord oh looord
(verse 3)
is this what you wanted? sammy hagar
sammy hagar is this what you wanted man
dave lost his hairline but you lost your cool buddy
REcant drive '55 ill never buy your lousy records
A--------5------2------------3------------------------5--
E--3--------------------------------------3--------------
again again again never again never again never again
A-------2------------3-------------------------5------------2--
E---------------------------------3--------------------
never again never again never again never again never again
A-------3-------------------------5-----------2--
E--------------------3--------------------------- C
never again never again never again never again never again
no no no
tomorrow may come tomorrow may never come again
E---15--------14---11----12
B--------------------------
SOL RE SI DO SOLcant you hear jamie cryin shes runnin with the devil
RE SI DOoh loooooord oh looord
solo (play this twice)
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---2---2----
B-----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3--
E---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----
B-----3---3---3---3---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4--
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----
B-----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5--
(ending)
jump jump jump jump jump jump jump might as well
SOL RE SI SIjump jump jump jump jump jump jump might as well
SOLju-ump
DIANA
MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(verse 1)
i saw her at the club she was standin with a frech girl
bonsoir julie pupÈ yes she had a beautiful smile
and they met at face to face went back to his place
she sat on his face and now its history
LA SIthe rest is history she sat on his face and the rest is history
(chorus)
thats why he cried he lost he lost everything
DO# MI SI LAthats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to
DO# MI SI LAdiana diana part german part hispanic
diana phillipino diana where did you go
(verse 2)
i saw her downtown she was standin with the cool girls
she was hangin out with steve and that was where she wanted to be
she was workin at the place where they sell veal parmijan
LA LA SInow shes gone now shes gone yeah shes gone oh so gone
(chorus)
thats why he cried he lost he lost everything
DO# MI SI LAthats why he cried he lost it all he lost it all to
DO# MI SI LAdiana diana part german part hispanic
C# E^ B A E--5~--
diana phillipino diana where did you go B------
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(M)
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(N)
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
E----------------- diana ahhh
B----5--4--2--0---
NOSERING GIRL
(played simultaneously through song except chorus)
(bass plays)
D-----------2---2---2---2---6--
A---3--3-----------------------
E------------------------------
(while guitar plays)
D-----------------------------
A--------3----3---3---3---3---
E-----------------------------
(after 2X)
oh
(after 4X)
D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-7\5--5/7\5\3
A---5\3~--3/5--5/7--7\5\3---------------------------
E---------------------------------------------------
(verse 1)
i i met a girl she was standing on the dance floor
of the club she was a very very pretty girl
so i went up and talked to her and when you share
your thoughts with soooomeone you feel close to theeem
(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
(verse 2)
yeah she had pretty hair and beutiful eyes and a
dalmation jacket (dalmation jacket)
and she was the kind of girl who you would give up
eating meat for no more salami no more steak or potatoes
yeah you would walk on down to the health food store
and buy humace and taboolie and babaganousch
and rice cakes rice cakes rice cakes
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i want you i want you i want you
(verse 3)
as it turns out she was the cousin
of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve
my very good friend steve but she didnt like me
she said i was a drunkard an alchoholic
a weirdo a freak! a freak?
DOm SIm REnosering
(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want you i want you
DO FAi want you i want you i want you i want you
DO FAi want you i want you i want you i want you
i want you i want you i want you i want you
DO FAi want you i want you i want you i want you
DOi want you
yeah
were warmin up were warmin up
ANNALEE
(tuning: standard)
(intro - play this 4X)
G------------------------5-5-----5-5--
D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------
A--------------------3-3-----3-3------
E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------
G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--
D------7-7-----7-7-------------------
A-------------------3-3-----3-3------
E---5-5----5-5-----------------------
(verse 1)
wearin flash pants and her streetwalker shooooes
walkin downtown with a pocket full of booze
(N)
shes the one who wants so much
SOL DO LA REshes the one you can you can never touch
(chorus)
here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DOannalee yeaaahh here comes annalee
(play 2X)
G------------------------5-5-----5-5--
D-------5-5-----5-5-------------------
A--------------------3-3-----3-3------
E---3-3-----3-3-----------------------
G-----------------------5-5-----5-5--
D------7-7-----7-7-------------------
A-------------------3-3-----3-3------
E---5-5----5-5-----------------------
(verse 2)
(M)standin on the corner you see her cuttin a deal
SOL DO LA REwindows rolled down you cant believe shes for real
(N)
SOL DO LA REshes the one it aint no joke
SOL DO LA REshes got lips lips just like cherry coke
(chorus)SOL DO LA DO
here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DOannalee yeaaahh here comes annalee
annalee yeaaahh here comes annalee
SOL DO LA DOannalee yeaaahh annalee yeaaahh
SOL DO LA DO SI SOLannalee yeaaahh
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY
(intro) LA
ive got my mind set
(verse 1)
LA RE RE LAgotta a new job at a radio station but that wont help you at all
40,000 watts of maximum rock but that wont help you at all
SI RE LA REyou think youve got everything but ive got news for you
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE SI LAyoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry
(verse 2)
LA REyou got a new girlfriend a bitchin new girlfriend
but she wont help you at all
LA RESaid i'd fight with the scene shes a local rock queen
RE LAbut that wont help you at all
you think that youve got it made but youve made one mistake
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE SI LAyoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry
(bridge)
E^~ D C#
yeah
(verse 3)
A~
the theater group calls you a local celebrity
but that wont help you at all
youre such a big big deal you get in the club for free
but that wont help you at all
(M) (N)
SI RE LA REyou think youve got everything but ive got news for you
(chorus)
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA REyoure gonna be the one whose sorry yeah
LA REyoure gonna be the one whose sorry
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA RE SI LAyoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose soooooorry
I ONLY EAT CANDY
(intro)RE LA SI FA# SOLRE LA SI FA# SOL
ahhh
(verse 1)
i i dont kill and i dont murder or manufacture atomic weapons
FA# SOLand i dont eat meat and i dont eat vegetables no no no
(chorus)
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets
RE LA SI FA# SOLyeah i only eat candy my friend oh oh oh i i only eat candy
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
(verse 2)
and i i dont believe no i dont believe in your corny old jesus
and i dont worship satan no not like charlie and steve no no no
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets
yeah i only eat candy my friend yeah i i only eat candy yeah
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
im angry
(bridge)
ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac
SOLahhhhhhhhhh
(chorus)
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh i only eat sweets
RE LA SI FA# SOLyeah i only eat candy my godd friend oh i i only eat candy yeah
(play this 4X)
the longest line
~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)
note: all chords are played as
..power chords! (5ths)
tuning: all standard!!!
DOWN ON HALEY
(note: verse and bridge chords are
..muted except when: ___(N)___ )
(intro)
LA RE DO# SI (2X)
(verse 1)
LA RE MIdown on haley haley street
LAwhere the drugs are easy and the
..sex is cheap
___(N)____
you never know just who youll meet
LA RE DO# SI..on haley
LA RE MIcrack dealer looks at his door
winks his eye and waits for his
MI..whore ___(N)____
LA REshe dont want to turn tricks
..anymore on haley
you dont have to walk the straight
..and narrow
LAas long as you drive up in a
..camaro-o
(verse 2)
tattoo parlor why dont you hang
..out
let em show you what its all about
___(N)____
were gonna help you work it on out
LA RE DO# SI..on haley
LA REdont need no licence dont need no
..subpeona
LA REyou can hook up with your friend
MI..regina
___(N)____
LA RE MImakin fun if you know what i mean
..on haley
you dont have to walk the straight
..and narrow
LAas long as you drive up in a
..camaro-o
(bridge)
LA REgoin down down down down down
..d-down down down d-down on haley
LA REgoin down down down down down
LA MI..d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA REgoin down down down down down
..d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
goin down down down down down
LA MI..d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA REgoin down down down down down
LA MI..d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
LA RE(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
..ya-e-ya ohh ohh
..haley)
goin down down down down down
..d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
LA MI..ya-e-ya ohh ohh
..haley)
goin down down down down down
..d-down down down d-down on haley
A D C# B (2X) end on A
GOLFSHIRT
(bassline throughout song is
..basically)
D------------4-4-4-4
A-------2-2---------
E--0-0--------------
(play 2 E~s then play):
G------2-3-2-3-2
D----2----------
A--1------------
E---------------
(verse 1)
MI
im not the one you dream about
MIand im not the one who can live
..without (live without)
MIim not the one who you wanna see
im not the one who you want to be
..seen with
(chorus) SOL# DOm LA
and when youre tired of all the
SOL#..jerks
and youre tired of all the work
DOm LA MIand youre tired of being hurt
G# A
..B E~
you will long for the comfort of
..my golfshirt
(verse 2)
MIim not the one who was an old time
..punk rocker
MIi was listenin to rush and tryin
..to feather my hair back
when all that stuff went down
MIim not the one who was in a high
..school hardcore band
MI DO# SI LAi sat in my room scorin with ms
..pacman
and when youre tired of all the
..jerks
DOm LA SOL#and youre tired of all the work
DOm LA MIand youre tired of being hurt
you will long for the comfort of
..my golfshirt
(bass plays):
D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------
A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-
E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----
(solo (2X):
E-----------------------------
B-----------------------------
G--9---------------6----------
D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1----
A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0--
E----------------------------4
(ending)
(bass plays a version of the solo
..for first 2 lines)
no tats no piercings no hats no
..grungebeard baby yeah
no tats no piercings and no hats
.. no grungebeard baby
E^~ B~
..C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
E^~ B~
..C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
MI SIyeah no tats (no tats) no
..piercings no hats (no hats) no
SOL#..grungebeard baby
MI SIyeah no tats (no tats) no
..piercings no hats (no hats) no
SOL#..grungebeard baby
MI SIyeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
..yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
..ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-yeah
(for ending just slide up and down
..fretboard and land on E!)
SORRY
(verse 1)
E~
LA SOL# FA#sorry we broke up sorry i missed
MI FA# MI FA#..you
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
LA SILA SOL#
sorry i promised to love you
..forever
RE DO#made you feel guilty oh when you
SI LA SI LA SI..left me
sorry i showed up at your party
sorry i drank up all the bicardi
LA DO# FA#sorry i puked up on your bedspread
(N)
RE DO# SIsorry i wanted to be your
..boyfriend again
what can i do its over its over
..its over its over
RE LA MIwhat can i do i am a loser
(verse 2)
sorry i saw you and i heard birds
..sing
RE DO#sorry i touched you and i heard
..bells ring
LA SOL#sorry i jacked off outside of your
FA#..window
while you were sleeping i thought
SI..youd never know
LA SOL# FA#sorry i showed up at your wedding
sorry i tried so hard to get in
LA SOL# FA#sorry i screwed up your pictures
D C# B
.. (N)
sorry i had sex with your sister
(chorus)
what can i do its over its over
..its over its over
what can i do i am a loser
(bass solo then):
MI-----SI-----
(verse 3)
A------------------------------------
E---------5---------4-------2--------
sorry we broke up sorry i missed
..you
A---------5-----4-------2------------
E------------------------------------
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
A------------------------------------
E---------5---------4------------2---
sorry i promised to love you
..forever
A---------------5-----4-----------2--
E------------------------------------
made you feel guilty oh when you
..left me
sorry i showed up at your dinner
sorry i said those things to your
..father
sorry i crashed through your
LA..window on acid
sorry i made a mess sorry i bled
..to death
(chorus) RE LA MI
what can i do its over its over
..its over its over
RE LA MIwhat can i do i am a loser i am
..a loser oh oh
RE LA MIwhat can i do its over its over
..its over its over
RE LA MIwhat can i do i am a loser
(end with):
E------------------------
B------0-----1-0---------
G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--
EASY MARK
(bass plays this twice):
A--------
MI---3-2-1
(after first time)
waaaaaaaahhhh
(2X)SOL FA# MI LA--2-3-2-0
E---------
(verse 1)
ya she shes bustin out
put the suitcase in the pinnow
(N)
G F# E~ E
..E E
and get the hell out of ohio
(chorus) DO RE SI
she gets on that great highway
DO SI LAdoesnt want to be anywhere
shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh
..oh
shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(verse 2)
(M) SOL FA# MI SOL FA#ya he hes got a master plan
MI
ya hes gonna make a fortune
(N)
G F#
.. E~
panning gold out of a bottle of
..gold slegger
shot by shot by shot
(chorus) DO RE
he gets on that great highway
SI
doesnt want to be anywhere
RE SOL FA# MIhes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
RE SOL FA# MI REhes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark
(bridge)
DOshe lays down in the grass
LAon strawberry hill
he is there
smelling like nicotine and peanut
RE..butter
you gotta love her
(solo)
E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------
B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---
ya she
E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~
B-----------------------------------------
she doesnt wanna change this time
theres a hunger in her soul
SOL SOL SOL FA# FA# FA#for tater tot casserole
MI MI MIwith the crispy on the outside oh
..oh oh
(chorus)
she gets on that great highway
DO SI LAdoesnt want to be anywhere
RE SOL FA# MIshes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh
..oh
RE SOL FA# MI REshes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(ending)
SOL FA#i hate this world this stupid
MI RE..world this screwed up world
i hate this world this fucking
MI RE SOL..world
VAN HALEN
(bassline throughout song):
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3--3-3-3-2--
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------
A------------3-5--5-5-5-1-2--2-2-2-2--3-2-3-5-3-2-
E---3--3-3-3--------------------------------------
(intro)
A---------------------------
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3
(verse 1)
i bought van halen one it was the
..best damn record
i ever owned T G and Y 1978
two-hand tapping guitar technique
really got me off erection yeah
D~ C~
.. CCCCCCCCC
aint talkin bout love im on fire
(chorus)
tomorrow may come tomorrow may
SOL RE SI DO..never come again
SOL RE SIcant you hear jamie cryin shes
..runnin with the devil
RE SI DOoh loooooord oh looord
A---------------------------
E---3~---3-5-3---3-3/5-5-5\3
(verse 2)
i bought women and children first
..fair warning
and van halen two dance the
..night away
1984 my favorite record yeah i
..wore it down
might as well jump might as well
..jump
(chorus) SOL RE SI DO
tomorrow may come tomorrow may
SOL RE SI DO..never come again
E---15--------14---11----12
B--------------------------
SOL RE SIcant you hear jamie cryin shes
DO SOL..runnin with the devil
oh loooooord oh looord
(verse 3)
is this what you wanted? sammy
..hagar
sammy hagar is this what you
..wanted man
dave lost his hairline but you
..lost your cool buddy
cant drive '55 ill never buy your
..lousy records
A--------5------2------------3------------------------5--
E--3--------------------------------------3--------------
again again again never again
..never again never again
A-------2------------3-------------------------5------------2--
E---------------------------------3--------------------
never again never again never
..again never again never again
A-------3-------------------------5-----------2--
E--------------------3--------------------------- C
never again never again never
..again never again never again
no no no
tomorrow may come tomorrow may
..never come again
E---15--------14---11----12
B--------------------------
SOL RE SIcant you hear jamie cryin shes
..runnin with the devil
RE SI DOoh loooooord oh looord
solo (play this twice)
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---2---2---2---2----
B-----3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3--
E---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----
B-----3---3---3---3---4---4---4---4---4---4---4---4--
E---3---3---3---3---3---3---3---3----
B-----5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5--
(ending)
SOL RE SIjump jump jump jump jump jump
.. jump might as well
SOL RE SIjump jump jump jump jump jump
SI.. jump might as well
ju-ump
DIANA
(intro)
MI SOL# LA MI LA MI LA SI
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(verse 1)
i saw her at the club she was
..standin with a frech girl
bonsoir julie pupÈ yes she had a
..beautiful smile
and they met at face to face went
..back to his place
she sat on his face and now its
..history
the rest is history she sat on
LA SI..his face and the rest is history
(chorus)
thats why he cried he lost he
..lost everything
thats why he cried he lost it
LA..all he lost it all to
DO# MI SIdiana diana part german part
..hispanic
DO# MI SIdiana phillipino diana where
LA..did you go
(verse 2)
i saw her downtown she was
..standin with the cool girls
she was hangin out with steve and
..that was where she wanted to be
she was workin at the place where
..they sell veal parmijan
now shes gone now shes gone yeah
LA SI..shes gone oh so gone
(chorus)
thats why he cried he lost he
..lost everything
thats why he cried he lost it
LA..all he lost it all to
DO# MI SIdiana diana part german part
..hispanic
C# E^ B
.. A E--5~--
diana phillipino diana where
..did you go B------
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
(N)
MI SOL# LA MI LAoh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-ohhh oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh
E----------------- diana ahhh
B----5--4--2--0---
NOSERING GIRL
(played simultaneously through
..song except chorus)
(bass plays)
D-----------2---2---2---2---6--
A---3--3-----------------------
E------------------------------
(while guitar plays)
D-----------------------------
A--------3----3---3---3---3---
E-----------------------------
(after 2X)
oh
(after 4X)
D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-7\5--5/7\5\3
A---5\3~--3/5--5/7--7\5\3---------------------------
E---------------------------------------------------
(verse 1)
i i met a girl she was standing
..on the dance floor
of the club she was a very very
..pretty girl
so i went up and talked to her
..and when you share
your thoughts with soooomeone you
..feel close to theeem
(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DOnosering girl i want you i want
FA..you i want you
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DOnosering girl i want you i want
FA..you i want you
(verse 2)
yeah she had pretty hair and
..beutiful eyes and a
dalmation jacket (dalmation
..jacket)
and she was the kind of girl who
..you would give up
eating meat for no more salami
..no more steak or potatoes
yeah you would walk on down to the
..health food store
and buy humace and taboolie and
..babaganousch
and rice cakes rice cakes rice
..cakes
(chorus)
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DOnosering girl i want you i want
FA..you i want you
nosering girl i love you
DO FA DOnosering girl i want you i want
FA..you i want you
(verse 3)
as it turns out she was the
..cousin
of the ex-girlfriend of my good
..friend steve
my very good friend steve but she
..didnt like me
she said i was a drunkard an
..alchoholic
a weirdo a freak! a freak?
nosering
nosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want
FA..you i want you
DO FA DO FAnosering girl i love you
nosering girl i want you i want
FA..you i want you
DOi want you i want you i want you i
..want you
DOi want you i want you i want you i
FA..want you
i want you i want you i want you i
FA..want you
DOi want you i want you i want you i
..want you
DOi want you
yeah
were warmin up were
..warmin up
ANNALEE
(tuning: standard)
(intro - play this 4X)
G------------------------5-5-----5
D-------5-5-----5-5---------------
A--------------------3-3-----3-3--
E---3-3-----3-3-------------------
...
-|-5--
-|----
-|----
-|----
G-----------------------5-5-----5
D------7-7-----7-7---------------
A-------------------3-3-----3-3--
E---5-5----5-5-------------------
...
-|-5--
-|----
-|----
-|----
(verse 1)
wearin flash pants and her
..streetwalker shooooes
SOL DOwalkin downtown with a pocket full
LA RE..of booze
(N)
SOL DO LAshes the one who wants so much
SOL DO LA RE
shes the one you can you can
..never touch
here comes annalee
annalee yeaaahh here comes
..annalee
(play 2X)
G------------------------5-5-----5
D-------5-5-----5-5---------------
A--------------------3-3-----3-3--
E---3-3-----3-3-------------------
...
-|-5--
-|----
-|----
-|----
G-----------------------5-5-----5
D------7-7-----7-7---------------
A-------------------3-3-----3-3--
E---5-5----5-5-------------------
...
-|-5--
-|----
-|----
-|----
(verse 2)
(M)standin on the corner you see her
LA RE..cuttin a deal
SOL DOwindows rolled down you cant
..believe shes for real
(N)
shes the one it aint no joke
SOL DO LA REshes got lips lips just like
..cherry coke
here comes annalee
annalee yeaaahh here comes
..annalee
annalee yeaaahh here comes
..annalee
annalee yeaaahh annalee yeaaahh
SOL DO LA DO SIannalee yeaaahh
SOL
YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE
..SORRY
(intro)
ive got my mind set
(verse 1)
LA REgotta a new job at a radio station
RE LA..but that wont help you at all
40,000 watts of maximum rock but
RE LA..that wont help you at all
SI REyou think youve got everything but
..ive got news for you
(chorus) LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA REyoure gonna be the one whose sorry
youre gonna beeeeeee the one whose
SI LA..soooooorry
(verse 2)
LA REyou got a new girlfriend a
..bitchin new girlfriend
RE LAbut she wont help you at all
Said i'd fight with the scene
RE..shes a local rock queen
RE LAbut that wont help you at all
you think that youve got it made
LA RE..but youve made one mistake
(chorus)
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA REyoure gonna be the one whose sorry
LA REyoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose
..soooooorry
(bridge)
E^~ D C#
yeah
(verse 3)
A~
the theater group calls you a
..local celebrity
but that wont help you at all
youre such a big big deal you get
..in the club for free
but that wont help you at all
(M) (N)
SI REyou think youve got everything
LA RE..but ive got news for you
(chorus) LA RE
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA REyoure gonna be the one whose sorry
..yeah
LA REyoure gonna be the one whose sorry
youre gonna be the one whose sorry
LA REyoure gonna beeeeeee the one whose
SI LA..soooooorry
I ONLY EAT CANDY
ahhh
(verse 1)
i i dont kill and i dont murder
..or manufacture atomic weapons
and i dont eat meat and i dont
..eat vegetables no no no
(chorus) RE LA
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh
SI FA# SOL..i only eat sweets
yeah i only eat candy my friend
SI FA# SOL..oh oh oh i i only eat candy
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
(verse 2)
and i i dont believe no i dont
..believe in your corny old jesus
and i dont worship satan no not
..like charlie and steve no no no
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh
..i only eat sweets
RE LAyeah i only eat candy my friend
SI FA# SOL..yeah i i only eat candy yeah
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SI
im angry
(bridge)
RE LA SI FA#ylno tae ydnac ylno tae steews
..ylno tae ydnac ylno tae ydnac
SOLahhhhhhhhhh
(chorus)
cause i only eat candy oh oh oh
SI FA# SOL..i only eat sweets
RE LAyeah i only eat candy my godd
..friend oh i i only eat candy
..yeah
(play this 4X)
DO DO SI DO SI LA LA SOL LA SIthe longest line
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