(see bottom for chords)
VERSE 1 (see below for guitar interlude played during verse)
SOL#
Well I thought about the army
MIbm
Dad said, "Son you're fucking high"
DO# SOL#
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice, three sad semesters
MIbm
It was only fifteen grand
DO#
spent in bed, I thought about the army
SOL# DO#/FA
I dropped out and joined a band instead
CHORUS (piano solo)
MIbm SIbm SOL#maj7
MIbm SIbm SOL#maj7
VERSE 2 (same as verse 1 except for Fm chord)
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at chick-fillet
Citing artistic differences
the band broke up in May
FAm
And in June reformed without me
And they got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame, no
CHORUS (listen to song for the arrangement of the chords)
MIbm SIbm SOL#maj7
Been thinking a lot today
MIbm SIbm SOL#maj7
Been thinking a lot today
BRIDGE
FA# DO# SOL#
Oh Oh Think I'll write a screenplay
FA# DO# SOL#
Oh Oh Think I'll take you to LA
FA# DO# DOm
Oh Oh Think I'll get it done yesterday
(The guitar part played during the bridge goes something like this)
e|------------------------|
b|------------------------| (this followed by triplets of each note heading back down)
g|------------------------| (11-11-11-10-10-10-9-9-9….)
d|------------------------|
a|------------------------|
e|-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-|
PIANO SOLO (listen to song for arrangement of chords)
FAm7 DOm FAm7 DOm
SIb7 MIb7 SOL# SOL#maj7
FAm7 DO# DO#maj7 FAm/DO FAm
GUITAR SOLO (played along with G# D#m C# G# chords)
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
d|---6-------6s10---8-------8s13---11-------11s15---13---11---10---8---6-|
a|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
HORN INTERLUDE ("")
SOL# MIbm DO# SOL#
SOL# MIbm DO# SOL#
VERSE 3 (same chords as previous verse)
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection
God please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
CHORUS (same as previous chorus)
ENDING
FA#maj7
I thought about
SIb SOL#maj7
the army
CHORDS (these are all the chords used in the song. There are a lot but you basically just need G#, D#m and C# for the main parts of the song)
SOL# 466544
MIbm X68876
DO# X46664
DO#/FA X46464
SIbm X13321
SOL#maj7 XX6543
FAm 133111
FA# 244322
DOm X35543
FAm7 131111
SIb7 X13131
MIb7 X68686
DO#maj7 XX(11)(10)98
FA#maj7 XX4321
SIb X13331
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