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WOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN
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TRADED MY PILLOW FOR A MILLER LIGHT CAN
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AND IN TWO MORE DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HOCKED
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SUCK DOWN A BEER AND THEN ONE MORE
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TWELVE OUNCES LATER I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
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AND THE PEBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MORE LIKE A ROCK
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THEN I FELL SKINNED MY KNEE
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BROKE MY GLASSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE
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LOST MY WALLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO
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AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE I'M COMMING DOWN WITH THE FLU
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SOMEBODY GET MY MOM 'CAUSE I THINK SOMETHINGS BROKEN AGAIN
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AND I DONT WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS
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I SAID THANKS FOR THE RIDE I'LL JUST LIMP BACK INSIDE 'CAUSE I DONT WANT
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YOU TO SEE ME CRY
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I JUST WANT MY MOM
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SOMEBODY GET MY MOM
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I JUST WANT MY MOM
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GET MY MOM
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AUTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE LAWN
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AND BOY DID I WAKE UP FAST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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I WROTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED
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WHEN I WENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT
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AND GOT CAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THREE DAYS
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M-O-M-M-Y
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(M - O - M - M - Y )
SHE MAKES ME COLLARD CAUSE I HATE PIE
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SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER
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WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST
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AND I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE MET MY DAD
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CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF SHE NEVER HAD
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LET'S GO!
BRIDGE
LEAD GUITAR: 1 2 (4X)
NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT HE'S DOING WITH THE SECOND GUITAR BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS:
XXXX33/XXXX55 (4X) OVER TOP THE LEAD GUITAR
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I GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG
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AND JUST MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG
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I GUESS I'LL PUT THIS GUITAR DOWN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK HOME
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M-O-M-M-Y
ENDS ON A COMPLETELY OFF NOTE!!
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