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LA
If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
MI LA
Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date we could have a good time
MI LA
If I got her on the Moonshine
LA
If Shania was mine say it fit just right
MI LA
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
MI LA
Cause I'd buy a new tupi
RE LA
Though I'd love to seduce her
RE
But she married her producer
MI
And all I do is pray
Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday
Chorus
RE LA
If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind
MI
LA
If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time
RE MI
And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do
SOL
I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing
RE MI
House cleaning kind
LA
If Shania was mine
LA
Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
MI LA
Can't no one cook road kill better than me
And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
MI LA
She'd say, mmm, I like it like that
RE
And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
MI
And know all I do is wine
Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine
(Repeat Chorus)
LA
If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
MI
If Shania was mine
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