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SOL DO9
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
SOL DO9
At our Christmas party
SOL MIm
We were drinkin' champagne punch
DO RE
And homemade eggnog
SOL DO9
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
SOL DO9
He was a Mexican
SOL MIm
We didn't know what to think of him
DO RE
'Til he sang Feliz Navidad
SOL
Feliz Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel
CHORUS
RE
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
DO
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
RE
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
DO
We need some ice and an extention cord
RE
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
DO
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
SOL MIm
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
DO RE SOL
Merry Christmas from the family
Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night
CHORUS
Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad.
Here's how he plays the song on the album..
SOL DO9 SOL DO9
E|--3-----3---3-----3-|--3-----3---3-----3-
B|--3-----3---3-----3-|--3-----3---3-----3-
G|--0-----0---0-----0-|--0-----0---0-----0-
D|--0-----0---0-0^2---|--0-----0---0-0^2---
A|--2-0^2---3---------|--2-0^2---3---------
E|3-------------------|3-------------------
SOL MIm DO RE
E|--3---3---0-0-0-|--0-0-0---2-2-2-
B|--3---3---0-0-0-|--1-1-1---3-3-3-
G|--0---0---0-0-0-|--0-0-0---2-2-2-
D|--0---0---2-2-2-|--2-2-2-0-------
A|--2---2---2-2-2-|3---------------
E|3---2---0-------|----------------
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