LA DO
And it's me, the man with no personality
MI
Burning down your Christmas tree
LA DO
Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall
MI
Mistletoe is going to fall
LA DO
Taking shots at the caroling crowd
MI
Stupid songs sung way too loud
LA DO MI
And they're getting dumber all the time
FA MI
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
FA MI
Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again
REm
You say shopping spree
DO SOL
I say killing spree
LA DO
And I can think of Christmas past
MI
Like the Christmas before last
LA
Cousins
DO
Uncles
MI
Aunts
LA DO
And I could act like I don't care
MI
That all I get is underwear
LA DO MI
I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log
FA MI
Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow
FA MI
Something to burn away the freezing snow
REm
If you just let me
DO SOL LA DO MI
And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down
LA DO MI
I think Christmas really sucks (x2)
FA MI
I really don't see why I should spare your friends
FA MI
'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again
REm
You'll be sorry
DO SOL LA
That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus
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