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(pick the 1st verse)
LA SOL RE DO
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
LA SOL RE DO
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
LA SOL RE DO
I get undressed and I start to lube
LA SOL RE DO
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
RE LA
Wondering just how he'll feel
RE LA
will he like it better than his little wheel
RE LA
careful now he's right beside me
RE LA
one more inch and he's inside me
RE LA RE LA RE LA RE LA
GO!!! Gerbil go!
(1st Chorus)
RE LA RE LA
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
RE LA RE LA
be my little chimney sweeper
RE LA RE LA
one thing I forgot about
C N/C
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
LA SOL RE DO
so now my gerbils won easy street
LA SOL RE DO
it's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat
LA SOL RE DO
the situation is beyond my control
LA SOL RE DO
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
RE LA
I tried crowbars I tried wires
RE LA
I almost hurt'em with a pair of pliers
RE LA
I tried cheese but he's not biting
RE LA
I wish this wasn't so exciting
RE LA RE LA RE LA RE LA
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
(2nd Chorus)
RE LA RE LA
Jesus, I am such a sucker
RE LA RE LA
Please get out you fury fuuuahhh!
RE LA RE LA
I think I am getting ill
C N/C
suddenly he's very very still
(back to picking verse)
LA SOL RE DO
Now it's too late my gerbil died
LA SOL RE DO
I guess I have committed gerbacide
LA SOL RE DO
here's some advice it's very clear cut
A G D A G D(now strum verse chords)
if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt
DO LA
don't stick him up your butt
little fury gerbil in your booty hole
don't stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord A)
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