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There must be 5000 ways to die
and each ends the same way if you try
your friends are all around
while they dump you in the ground
and the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why
RE LA SI SOL
and the bastard you hated the most
RE LA SI SOL
will stand up and give you a toast
RE LA SI SOL
he'll say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end"
RE LA SOL RE SOL LA
then he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost
SI SOL
so get in your car and drive real fast,
RE LA
up in the attic the with a shotgun blast,
SI SOL
take a bath with a clock radio
RE LA
vodka and valium overdose
FA# SOL LA
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
(D LA SI SOL) (D LA SOL LA)
and if you're very lucky
you get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole *** life
one day on that page next day into the hamster cage, get it,
SI SOL
so get in your car and drive real fast,
RE LA
up in the attic with a shotgun blast,
SI SOL
take a bath with a clock radio
RE LA
vodka and valium overdose
SI SOL RE LA
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded 44
FA# SOL LA
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die
(D LA SI SOL) (D LA SOL LA)
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