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LA / MI / RE x4
[Verse]:
LA RE LA MI
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
LA RE MI
She's got trouble with her tubes
LA RE LA MI
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
LA RE MI
A completely empty room
Chorus
LA SOL
Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
RE
Her uterus is useless
LA SOL
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
RE
Her uterus is useless
[Verse]:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
[Repeat Chorus]
LA RE MI LA RE MI
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
LA RE MI LA MI RE
Jeannie isn't ovulating now
LA MI
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
SOL RE LA
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
MI
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
SOL RE LA
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
LA / MI / RE x4
[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
[Repeat Chorus twice]
[End on A]
Lead
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...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
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Now Jeannie's operation must commence
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Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
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Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!
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