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FA 133211 DO x3555x
SIb x1333x SOL 320033
LA x02220 MI 022100
DO# x4666x
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She used to a topless down at the Surrey docks,
FA
With tassles on her wotsits, she did a t'riffic job,
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Of raising all the eyebrows, of every lunchtime mob.
FA
She went with all the tossers, who kick about a ball,
LA
They say their club's the greatest and she has kissed them all,
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At the Arndale Centre, she's up against the wall.
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I can't name names cos that's not cricket,
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I can't name names that would put me in it,
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But that's another story in the finish.
RE
I saw them at the pictures, a tangled heap of love,
FA
He had so many women, but only classy stuff.
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I saw him at the clinic, a pink card up his cuff
FA
One holiday in Bognor, a stag night hit the town,
LA
The groom was in the car park, with his trousers down,
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But that's another story that won't be going round.
RE LA SOL LA SOL LA RE LA
I can't name names cos that's not cricket,
RE LA SOL LA SOL LA RE LA
I can't name names that would put me in it.
SIb FA MI LA
But that's another story in the finish.
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FA LA FA DO# DO RE
RE
The Deptford had a beano, to Southend for the night,
FA
With forty crates of lager, to see the Southend lights,
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They got home for their breakfast, pissed out of their minds.
FA
This girl gave me the minces, so I asked her for a dance,
LA
And in the death I kissed, and so I took a chance,
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And when I went to touch her, she tried to break my arm.
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I can't name names cos that's not cricket,
RE LA SOL LA SOL LA RE LA
I can't name names that would put me in it.
SIb FA MI LA
But that's another story in the finish.
LA RE LA
'Know what I mean, eh? Bob?'
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