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Chords
DO SOLadd11 FA SOL REm LAm SOL6 FAm
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Intro
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
Ooooohhh yeah
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
Ooooooh aaahhh
Verse
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
The first time I saw your face on the set of Innerspace
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
Thought it would always be like this
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
Just like Kurt and Goldie, or Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
A picture of Hollywood wedded bliss
Bridge (palm muted)
REm
But it was not to be,
LAm
You left me for that dirty stinkin Aussie,
REm
That skin headed gladiating fool,
G(clean, let ring)
Ten thousand odd foot of tool
Chorus
DO SOL FA
Now I'm mowing lawns on a ride on lawn mower
DO SOL FA
While you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
DO SOL FA FAm LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you (Yeah yeah)
Verse
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
You built an empire out of romantic comedies
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
Sleepless in Seattle, Courage Under Fire, and When Harry Met Sally
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
You got famous in that restaurant scene but I didn't see you comin', No no
LAm SOLadd11 DO SOL6 FA
But tell me baby were you fakin' it with me? Ye-ah
Chorus
DO SOL FA
Cause I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower yeah
DO SOL FA
Meg, cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah
DO SOL FA FAm REm
Meg Ryan, I'm cryin' over you
Bridge
REm
What was it baby
LAm
Was it cause he was in Vertuosity?
REm
That shouldn't be a selling point
LAm
You can take it from me, take it from me YEAH!
REm
How is it baby,
LAm
When he gets you in the bed?
FA
All reports are
G(let ring)
That he's Quick and the Dead (Quick and the Dead____________)
(no chords)
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower ("Diva by Gatesy!")
Cause you ride on Russel Crowe-ah (bring back chords on F)
(tricky part, ending sung over top of chorus)
DO SOL FA
And I'm mowin lawns on a ride on lawn mower
I'd like to bury him up to his head
DO SOL FA
While you________________ ride on Russel Crowe-ah
In the grass and make him dead, teach him a lesson that he'll never forget
DO SOL FA FAm LAm
Meg______________ Ryan, I'm cryin'.......over you
I'm gonna get him with a Trident and a net.
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